Archive | October, 2011

KKK

19 Oct

If your name is Kattie Kay, please do not marry John Knight. Your initials will become KKK: Kattie Kay Knight!

TOO FAT TO RUN

7 Oct

Based on the National Health and Examination Survey (NHANES), about one-third of U.S. adults (33.8%) are obese. Approximately 17% (or 12.5 million) of children and adolescents aged 2—19 years are obese.

I am not one of them but I sympathize with those who are too fat to run. (By the way fat is not a dirty word). They don’t bleep the word FAT on TV, nor on
the radio so bear with me if I use it more than once.

Not being physically active and having a bad eating habit can make you gain weight. Unfortunately, for some people a medical condition is the cause, or it could be genetic.

When I was a teenager I used to play Soccer, Basket-Ball, Table Tennis and Video game. Kids nowadays opt for the ladder. I am still thin, but not in the same shape I
was some 20 years ago. Although I can run to save my life if the situation presents, I consider myself out of shape.

Apparently self-conscience is not a quality for most political figure in the United States. How can a man as fat as Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey thinks he can run? Who are those fools trying to persuade this man that he can do something he has not done since he took his first steps (as a baby) about some 49 years ago. If he does run, he would get the same result he got then: Fall on his fat behind. The earth would shake from New Jersey to Alaska – a 6.2 on the Richter magnitude scale.

Oh, I am confused… he is making a run for the house! What house? THE WHITE HOUSE… (Laugh). If I was his campaign manager I would borrow a line from the movie “Training Day” with Denzel Washington: “King Kong ain’t got nothing on me”. Sorry Governor, please do not run. You would be a punching bag for comedians like Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimel, Conan O’brian and I. When they talk about the elephant in the room, we all will know who they are referring too. Is that what you really want? Think again, you are just too fat to run!