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Twitter Account

7 Jul

Alphonse : Ey Kouzen, kouman ou fè dòmi yè swa ak chalè sa. Nèg la wonfle anwo li wonfle anba ; ou mal elve wi kompè.

Alfred : Chalè a te rèd yè swa vre wi. Yo di demen l ap pi rèd, wa bouche zòrèy ou, bouche nen w tou, paske mwen pwal wonfle pi rèd.

Alphonse : Mwen m ap dòmi sou balkon an !

Alfred : Nou gen balkon ?!!! Alphonse se nan yon besment nou rete wi. Ou bliye sa ? Pa gen balkon non.

Alphonse : Mwen vle di balkon vwazin nan.

Alfred : Vwazin nan gen mari, mwen pa kwè li ap kite w dòmi nan balkon li.

Alphonse : Va croire ça ! Mwen dòmi sou balkon an, nan balkon an deja. Ki mari sa, li pat di m non. Mwen te ka nan cho la wi.

Alfred : Ou poko nan cho. W ap nan cho si ou pa efase kont ou te kreye pou mwen an.

Alphonse: Pouki sa? Sak pase menm? Mwen panse ou t ap kontan. Rann sèvis Mennen chagren.

Alfred: Lòt jou mwen te oblije fè 911.

Alphonse: Eksplike m non kouzen, pou ki.

Alfred : Anbe tande non. M ap fè ou la bab ou ap pase menw. Koute non :

911 Operator : 911 what is your emergency ?

Alfred : Pliz, Hèp, Hèp. 2 peoples follow me.

911 Operator : Sir, do you speak english ? Did you say 2 people are following you ?

Alfred : Yes, Yes ! 2 peoples. For 2 dez now. 2 peoples follow me. Yon account mwen ouvri, epi 2 peoples start follow me. Pliz, Hèp !

911 Operator : Where are you sir ? 2 days ? Are they still following you? Which bank did you open the account with.

Alfred : Wat are you tòking about ? Bank ? No bank Sir, no Bank. I open account and 2 peoples follow me.

911 Operator : What do you mean, no bank. You said you opened an account, right ?

Alfred : YES, A TWITTER ACCOUNT. And 2 peoples started following me.

911 Operator : Have a good day Sir. And don’t call again.

Alphonse : Kouzen, se nòmal wi. People follow people on Twitter. Depi mwen ouvri Kont lan pou ou, se nòmal pou yo swiv ou. Lòt jou mwen di ke ou sòt, men kouzen, ou pa kanmarad sòt non. Ou pi mal !

Alfred : Frekan ! Ou frekan wi Alphonse. Bon mwen pat konprann bagay twitter sa. Ou pat di m sa. Ak chalè sa pa fè mwen fè kòlè, pran yon ti dlo pou mwen pito.

Alphonse : Apa frijidè a la. Pran dlo ou pou kont ou. Men atansyon, mwen fèk achte frijidè a. Se yon frijidè dijital, peze bouton an lap ba ou dlo. 1 pou dlo, 2 pou ti glas, 3 pou gwo glas.

Alfred : Apa se tankou yon moun frijidè a ye, number 1 : li pipi dlo, number 2 : bagay la di, number 3 : …

Alphonse : Ou pa bezwen di number 3 a. Nèg sal, gen timoun k ap tande w wi.

 

 

The God in Me

4 Jan

The imminent outcome of life is death; so in living in the moment just for the present, when death comes it will be the end…, the end of you and the end of all you worked for.

Live with greater expectations then your circumstances; Live for a life without death; Live believing that your life on earth is like a river flowing from one point (your creation) to another (your destination) which is not death.

Trust in your faith, in yourself and in your feelings. Feel Love, Feel Peace, Feel a Greater You.

For:

You are Love and You are Loved!

You are Peace and You have been given Peace!

You are Part Creation and Part Creator!

So set your mind to what you desire as if it is. Breathe life into everything you are experiencing because if you don’t, death will take form in you and you will become death.

Life is a choice; Life is a choice we shall all make because after the inevitable death of your temporary body, Life continues and Life is better than you can ever imagine.

January 4th, 2015 – 11:11am

Alex the Creator communicating with Alex the Creation

M ap Fou

13 Dec

Mwen santi m ka fou
Kò mwen pran yon lòt direksyon
Men GPS kè mwen pa janm chanje destinasyon
Se ou ki toujou nan gou mwen

Lè mwen pèdi nan dezè konfizyon
Se souvni lanmou w ki gide pa mwen
M ap fou si lannwit pa vin jou
M ka fou si w toujou ap fè m fè joujou,

Mwen reve yon gwo lakou
Kote timoun nou ta jwe lago kache
Kote Kachkach liben pa janm sere liben

Mwen janbe yon kafou
Kote mwen kite santiman mwen tache
Kote limyè lanmou ou toujou limen

Mwen pap fou

When The Clock…

12 Jun

When the clock switched to midnight

I had to be in His presence

I know now that the world does not make much sense

Again tomorrow, life happens, in the ring it will be a new fight

 

Abandoning lust for His love

The hatred for sin is growing in me

On my corner His golden gloves

Again, tomorrow life happens, in that ring the last man standing will be me

 

When that clock jumped into midnight

I had to be on this imaginary flight

On the back of an angel I am flying higher

No longer dreaming but reaching further

A jazzy song of victory ringing in my ears

Because the enemy no longer control my tears

 

When that clock turned the hour into midnight

I became stronger, wiser and yet older

Yes, it is my birthday and I am running faster

Finally reaching the light

 

When that clock finally shows midnight

For you it was just telling the time

For me it was indicating more than a change of time

                        But a time for change,

                                                I am now boarding my spiritual flight!

 

Alex Sanon